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magnoliabeauty:

yourfavoriteflavor:

“Well it looks like he’s hiding from me. You know, he used to do this when he was little… but he’d do it in the nude. Running around naked. I don’t know why. Gosh, I hope he hasn’t fallen into old habits.”

“Uh… I don’t know about that to say,” Chun stated.

“You better watch out, or you’ll be his next conquest.” Hercules winked, “Catch ya later Chin!” And he poofed from the scene as Pegasus swooped down and carried him to Greece.

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magnoliabeauty:

yourfavoriteflavor:

“Have you seen my son around here. Percy Zeus? Turns out he knocked up this one chick. I just wanna congratulate him, he ran out on his first baby-mamma! That’s my boy!”

Shaking her wrist, the warrior looked at him. “Percy has been missing for a while now,” she said. “Rumors had it that he returned back to Greece.”

“Well it looks like he’s hiding from me. You know, he used to do this when he was little… but he’d do it in the nude. Running around naked. I don’t know why. Gosh, I hope he hasn’t fallen into old habits.”

• Mun: You're horrible.
• Hercules: Last time I checked, I was everyone's favorite flavor. Check the url buddy. It doesn't lie.
• Mun: -facepalm-

Let’s not forget that headcanon: Very strict morals with his daughters, Very loose morals with his sons.

*Unfair parent*

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“Hello.” Chun smiled at the young hero. “Can I help you?”

“Have you seen my son around here. Percy Zeus? Turns out he knocked up this one chick. I just wanna congratulate him, he ran out on his first baby-mamma! That’s my boy!”

((As horrible as it is, I think Herc supports Percy in running out on Annabelle. His father was also one to have sexual escapades, and run out on the women once they got pregnant. Or worse, Hera would turn them into a bear or something. There is probably a constellation up in the sky for every conquest, a sort of ‘notch in the bedpost’ type thing. Blah blah blah, I’m horrible at explaining greek crud and I probably got stuff wrong. Long story short, I don’t know whether Herc should approve or if the decent human being in this mun should make him follow modern day morals.

“SON, WHERE ARE YOU SON?! WE SHOULD TALK. I AM BELLOWING ACROSS THE LAND TO LET YOU KNOW!”